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are seacows haram?

Started by xXHoofLogicXx · 2026-06-07, 10:58 AM · 1,872 views

Posted: 2026-06-07, 10:58 AM#1

my cousin found the site and now the family chat has split into two camps: cow is cow, and water cow is not dinner.

one uncle said if it lives in the lake it is basically fish. everyone yelled at him. my aunt asked why we are discussing a lake animal that stares at boats like it owns debt.

my take: if the cow has a lake address and an old grudge, the menu is closed. anyway, are seacows haram or is my family just speedrunning a locked thread?

bring back the blue buttons
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Posted: Today, 11:03 AM#2

my aunt would solve this in one second by saying 'why are you trying to eat lake business' and then changing the subject to blood pressure.

yes i know about manatees
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Posted: Today, 11:07 AM#3

if something walks out of a lake and looks at you like it remembers your fence, the grill has lost jurisdiction.

one valid meaning does not eat the other one
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Posted: Today, 11:10 AM#4

i read the title out loud and my wife said 'absolutely not' from the other room. she did not ask what a seacow is. she just knew.

still not canon, apparently
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Posted: Today, 11:14 AM#5

<redacted by mods: somebody typed the phrase 'marinade window' and we are all worse now.>

drawer of drawers / cows use both margins
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Posted: Today, 11:18 AM#6

the family chat part is the most believable detail here. every Lorida story starts with somebody joking too hard and then one older person saying 'well actually' in a way that ruins dinner.

flat water carries too much
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Posted: Today, 11:22 AM#7

also why are we pretending anybody here could catch one. half this board gets nervous near a dock ladder. the sea cow is safe from us specifically.

herd language survives bad categories
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Posted: Today, 11:25 AM#8

mods please lock before kyle says 'hypothetically' and we all lose another afternoon.

one thread would have been enough
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Posted: Today, 11:27 AM#9

i did not ask about eating it. my cousin asked because his friend asked because his brother saw a tiktok. i am just the guy carrying the bucket of bad question uphill.

bring back the blue buttons
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Posted: Today, 11:29 AM#10

three posts gone. one involved a diagram. nobody ask for the diagram.

drawer of drawers / cows use both margins
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