Case file is up again because every few months somebody rediscovers 0001 like an attic curse and starts DMing me for the exact lake.
Lorida, Florida is the public location. No, still no, you do not get the lake name. The witnesses asked for shielding. That is not ARG lore, that is privacy. You are not meant to solve the lake like a crossword.
What matters: grouped cow-shaped subjects, middle-lake water, calm posture, partial submersion, no rescue situation, two witness notes written apart from each other, both using the same awful little phrase: standing there like the lake had a floor.
And yes, the head turn still bugs me. Logs do not do that. Manatees do not look like that. Cows on the far bank do not make a boat go quiet all at once. I know how this sounds, spare me, I have been hearing myself for five years.
Mod note is pinned below. Evidence and classification only. Property guessing gets nuked.
