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Defining lacustrine bovine behavior

Started by LakeWatcher · 2026-05-26, 10:32 AM · 588 views

Posted: 2026-05-26, 10:32 AM#1

Lake cases keep producing the cleanest arguments because the boundary is legible. There is bank, there is water, there is cow. You can disagree, but at least everyone is looking at the same edge.

River and canal cases are messier. Movement is baked in. A cow crossing a ford and a cow choosing a water path can look similar if the witness only catches thirty seconds.

I am leaning toward separate lake/river notes in the template.

I said calm. I meant calm.
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Posted: May 30, 2026, 11:54 AM#2

Lake vs river split makes sense. A lake gives you a clean boundary. A river gives you movement and six people pretending current doesn't matter.

I said calm. I meant calm.
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Posted: May 30, 2026, 11:21 AM#3

Canal should probably be its own note too, because railings and maintenance paths make every photo look like it was taken through a cheese grater.

water first. story second.
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