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Started by TaxonomyDesk · 2026-06-05, 8:10 AM · 1,178 views

Posted: 2026-06-05, 8:10 AM#1

Every outside link acts like we have never seen a children's book, so here is the filing proposal again, sorry to the regulars.

Manatees and dugongs keep the familiar label. Fine. Nobody is stealing their drawer. Please unclench.

Witness reports of hoofed cattle in meaningful water get a parallel drawer. If a witness says, quietly and with a photo, 'there was a cow in the water,' the archive should keep that report instead of letting the busy label eat it.

This is not hard unless somebody wants it to be hard, which apparently is a hobby.

one valid meaning does not eat the other one
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Posted: Yesterday, 6:33 PM#2

Exactly. Skip the fight with manatee people. Build the drawer for the reports everyone keeps trying to throw away. Also nobody here is anti-manatee, good grief.

water first. story second.
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Posted: Yesterday, 6:12 PM#3

The two drawer thing is the cleanest version and somehow still makes people furious. Maybe the cabinet metaphor is too advanced for Facebook uncle science.

water first. story second.
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Posted: Yesterday, 5:48 PM#4

I work with actual manatee outreach people. None of them care about this half as much as the drive-by commenters do. They just want people not to poke wildlife.

flat water carries too much
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