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Started by ModemMoo · 2026-06-07, 11:02 AM · 2,260 views

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Posted: 2026-06-07, 11:02 AM#1

putting this in Research before it becomes sixteen General threads with red circles and somebody starts saying trailer cows have standing.

there is a blink-and-you-miss-it water shot where a dark cow-ish shape sits too far off the bank. could be a rock. could be compression. could be somebody on the art team having one perfect bad idea.

i don't know what it is. that's the problem. it is just close enough to our whole stupid argument that now i am pausing a video game trailer like it owes me a witness statement.

if you have frames, post the wide frame first. last time people posted crops only, half the thread was arguing about a trash can and the trash can won.

I have the screenshot somewhere
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Posted: Today, 11:08 AM#2

i grabbed the frame. yeah, i see what you mean. still probably a rock, but it is a stupidly cow-shaped rock and now i am zooming a trailer like a normal person would not do.

bring back the blue buttons
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Posted: Today, 11:12 AM#3

i hate that i can see it. not enough to call it anything, but enough that i paused the trailer twice and felt my life get smaller.

wide shot first. zoom after.
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Posted: Today, 11:16 AM#4

if it is intentional, the funny part is that it is too far from shore. that is the only reason i am even looking twice. could still be nothing, obviously.

flat water carries too much
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Posted: Today, 11:19 AM#5

four fan upscales deleted. one made the cow look like a divorced horse. Todd is on probation.

drawer of drawers / cows use both margins
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Posted: Today, 11:24 AM#6

i am less interested in the blob and more interested in why fake Florida always ends up with cattle near water somewhere. swamp, ranch, lake, bad distance. it keeps showing up.

context supports. it does not drive.
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Posted: Today, 11:28 AM#7

new members keep asking about the trash can thing, so: it was literally a trash can in a blurry crop. todd posted thirty frames. that is why people here ask for the wide shot.

one thread would have been enough
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Posted: Today, 11:33 AM#8

i paused at the same timestamp and my first thought was 'nah.' second thought was 'wait.' third thought was 'i hate this board.' so basically normal research conditions.

asking questions is illegal now I guess
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Posted: Today, 11:37 AM#9

saving it as trailer weirdness, not field evidence. if the final game has an obvious Lorida joke in it, i am going to be mad for reasons i cannot defend.

context supports. it does not drive.
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